Lowlife used to play these basement shows at a church which was incidentally enough my grandmother’s church. She was a believer in Unitarian Universalism. They used to rent the basement out to these young high school boys who would put on the show. Anyway, I remember going to a show where Lowlife played and their lead singer was taking a piss on the side of my grandmother’s church. In a cosmic sense I don’t know what this means, but I do know that if I ever read any of these stories to my grandmother I’ll make sure to leave out this section.